Wii Hacks Wishlist - x86 emulator - wii dvd playback and more

Here is my Wii Hack Wishlist. Anyone care to guess how long it will take for each of these events / features to be inevitably added to the functionality of the little white box?

DVD playback enabled
Gamecube homebrew on Wii
Wii Linux
Wii Devhook
Hard drive support via USB
Wii x86 emulator
WiiFox (firefox or minimo for wii)
User created wii channels